Friendless Bastards United
 

A place for all those like Nic and I who have no friends to moan about how rubbish it is and talk about how perhpas we could go about gaining some friends and possible having a bit of a social life.

a life? whats one of those? i have never heard of a social life!!!

*Stands up*
Hi, I'm Nic.
*Waits for chorus of "Hi, Nic"
And..I'm a..friendless bastard *Cries*

I'm not sure Kerry, but I've heard they're desirable!

*hugs Nic* well done, I'm sure acceptance is the first step to ending this dearth of friends.

I agree. Great thread.

HI NIC. I'm Lotti ;-)

*waves* hello Nic and Lotti, and other people whose names I do not know!

I am most definitely social-life-less, alas I have zero ideas on where to get one from!

Funny thing is I started this thread as a joke, but it's painfully true.
I've lost so many friends since I got ill earlier this year.

I dont have friends. But then I dont really know many people who have lots of friends.

I dont have many friends who I can go out with and enjoy life.
All because of my stupidity.

I have friends, but they aren't close. In fact, they're more 'people who I sometimes hang out with' than friends. Even though I've known them for ages. In fact, the few friends I did have are all far far away right now, and nobody ever seems to make the frst move to talk to me. I think they're bored of me or something.

But maybe, one step to having more friends, is sometimes daring to make the first move, and start a conversation or send somebody a message. x

I have one and a half friends in real life and a few more online (one and a half meaning that im only just starting to know the half one so still dont know where to go with it)

Hi Guys,

I am rapidly in the process of loosing all my friends...apparently sitting isolated in the corner doesn't promote many invites.

Estimated RL total: 2

Great Thread

Sad that so many people here feel the same way as I do/

Thing 1, are you surprised? Really? =P

I actually have a social life.

Why am I in this thread?

Me too. I have friends but none that I can really talk to. Kinda sucks.

oh Heidi <3 you make me smile xxx [title of the thread, not so much the serious replies :( *offers cuddles to all*]

hey guys, im natalie and yeah...i too am a friendless bastard. i hate it but in a way it's my fault, its like i am afraid to even try to make friends coz im sure everyone secretly hates me. ah isn't life fun, but hey heres to movin on and tryin to gain a social life...yay! xXx

I'm a friendless bastard.

To be honest, I amuse myself so much, that I think having friends would be lonely, as I'd have to spread out my overwhelming facetiousness, as opposed to just focusing it on myself.

Of course, maybe that's just an adaptation to my inability to form lasting relationships, or something. I don't know; I'm not much for thinking deep, deep thoughts. My thoughts are generally about as deep as one of those huge stainless steel kitchen sinks. I've gotten off topic, haven't I?

Uhm. I actually do have a best friend, now that I think about it, although she's nearly as bad as I am. I say nearly, because I might as well take pride in my own anti-social tendencies.


...lolwat. :blink:

friends arnt everything, in fact they can be the worse thing ever sometimes

im slowly becoming a friendless basterd.... since i went in2 hospital earlier this year, they don't want to know a crazy bitch like me!