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Shakespeare's Strumpet 27-02-2008 11:38 PM

You did share a fortune cookie with me! See?
*holds out fortune cookie and pulls out fortune strip*
*reads* You will have a good day because Absi sends this to you.
HA!
Fortune cookie companies don't lie.

ConcreteAngel 28-02-2008 05:51 PM

ohhhhh

i actually laughed for ages after reading that

*giggles to self*

Shakespeare's Strumpet 28-02-2008 07:03 PM

Sorry, I had to relive the jokes me and my friends share. We come up to each other all the time and accuse each other of cheating...the other day I accused my best friend of cheating on me with Johnny Depp. Her response:
"*sigh* I'm sorry...but he was too damn sexy!"
Me: "Well, you should called me over! Hello, threesome!"

:D we're idiots.

ConcreteAngel 28-02-2008 07:14 PM

oh god...dont mention threesome

me and my friends at rehearsal,

Me: we're all married to each other then!
*turns attention to something on stage*
Matt: Yeah, we can have threesome
*various laughter comes from him and nadia*
Me: (bringing attention back) What?!? you want a free sample!?!

...oops
So now we ask people if they want a free sample...to our amusement

Shakespeare's Strumpet 28-02-2008 07:29 PM

That's hysterical...
While I was at a summer program for "gifted" kids, we made a joke out of one of our friend's dorm shirts. Every group of kids made tshirts to represent the hall they had lived on during the six weeks, and his had a muffin on it...I can't remember why. Anyways, Kimberly and I would reach over and rub the print muffin while making orgasm noises, or wink at him as he walked by and tell him that we loved his sexy muffin.
*giggles*

ConcreteAngel 28-02-2008 07:35 PM

HAHAH
lol!

One this guy started stroking matts leg and he was all EEK. So then me and my friend did it and he was like...oh you're ok.
Then we did it again and he grabbed our hands and said "it's not like THAT it's like THAT"

Shakespeare's Strumpet 28-02-2008 07:41 PM

I don't know why, it's completely unrelated, but that made me think of the time that Alex (my closest friend) and I were on vacation together in Orlando, and we were hanging out in the pool, talking. There was this cute Chinese kid that was about five who was stalking us. He was peer out of the water and listen, and then every time we looked he would duck under the water and wait for us to look away again.
It was soooo cute.

ConcreteAngel 28-02-2008 07:42 PM

hahaha.
and i dont know why but it made me think of the time someone said "There aren't many boys in the play are there?"
Me: you calling me a girl?

EEK

Shakespeare's Strumpet 28-02-2008 07:48 PM

lol...
Apparently it's become story time in the "Top 5" thread.
STORY TIME!!!
With our story lady...Daisy. *crowns Daisy with story telling hat*

ConcreteAngel 28-02-2008 07:53 PM

Indeed children...gather round i shall tell you a wonderful story

Once upon a time i was in P.E, i sat next to my non-PE doing friend who happened to have a book. Soon...all the girls in the room had gathered at our feet "Read us a story! read to uuuus!"
Now, my friend was too embaressed to read aloud to the people, so she shoved the book into my lap. I cleared my throat and began to read
"A boy and girl are spending the night together in the back seat of a volvo"... right as the teacher walks in to the silent room all but me talking.

Shakespeare's Strumpet 28-02-2008 07:57 PM

*eyes wide* What happened next, story lady? Did you get into twouble? Did she think that the girl and the boy were doing something naughty?

ConcreteAngel 28-02-2008 08:03 PM

Unfortuantely the ending isnt quite as amusing.
The room erupts into laughter and the teacher raises her eyebrows "Nice story telling Daisy" she says, with a grin.
I then continue to point out she has spelt Independently wrong, "Indepently" she attempts to change it, gets it wrong, so rubs it out and writes "Alone"

Shakespeare's Strumpet 28-02-2008 08:07 PM

Tha-the-tha-th-that's all, folks!
*nods*
The first day my English teacher ever taught, she spelled grammar wrong.

ConcreteAngel 28-02-2008 08:19 PM

hahahah
my year 5 teacher couldnt spell canal

Absi 28-02-2008 09:23 PM

*doesn't stop laughing for about 5 years*

ConcreteAngel 28-02-2008 09:42 PM

Abieeeeeeeeeee

we are the story tellers!
story tellers
story tellers lalala
see my crowwwwn

Absi 28-02-2008 09:57 PM

*stares at the beauty of the crown*

Can i be a princess??

PLEASE!

ConcreteAngel 28-02-2008 10:07 PM

of course m'dear

*gives you a pretty tiara*

ooohh yes

Absi 28-02-2008 10:08 PM

YAY!!!

*twirls in my tiara*

ConcreteAngel 28-02-2008 10:47 PM

weeeeeeeeee

*prances about like a loon*

Absi 28-02-2008 11:17 PM

*joins in prancing like a loon*

Deepest Blue 29-02-2008 12:42 AM

WooHoo !! Back to the top then !! :D :D

Shakespeare's Strumpet 29-02-2008 03:14 AM

Ah, we are prancing are we?
In that case, I shall waltz, because waltzing is the new prancing, but slower and with better looking men. Can anyone else say Mr. Darcy?
Lalala
*waltz*

crazykat 29-02-2008 11:17 AM

A bump and and a pop

N.Bluth 29-02-2008 12:18 PM

...............................H..............E.........................................
............................LLO..........DAI.................................................. ........
.......................SY AND ABI AND A.................................................. .........
....................LL THOSE WHO KEEP .................................................. .....
.....................THE BUMPAGE ALIV.................................................. ............
........................E! I MISS YOU GU.................................................. ............
...........................YS LOADS XX


This is supposed to be froggy shaped in honour of Daisy's love of froggies!! Just anted to say hi to you guys and let you know that I still love you and I hate stinky work ads it leaves me nearly no time at all to speak to you guys!!! Hope you're ok though and everything is peachy for you both, love Ginny xxx

Shakespeare's Strumpet 29-02-2008 02:34 PM

That is such a cool frog!
I <3 it!

ConcreteAngel 29-02-2008 06:25 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
i love you ginny!
that is an awesome frogness wootage
<3333
come again soooon me miss you!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Absi 29-02-2008 06:38 PM

GINNY! My other wife. :D

I miss you soooooooooo much. *leaps on a squeezes*

I think your frog is amazing. just like you. I LOVE IT!

Yeeeeeeeeeee.......

*polishes Tiara*

Shakespeare's Strumpet 29-02-2008 06:42 PM

So, you're Mormon then, Absi?

Absi 29-02-2008 09:54 PM

Me, Daisee and Ginny are all married, in a three way thing-a-me.

*nods*

Absi 01-03-2008 12:45 AM

*twirls lots*

ConcreteAngel 01-03-2008 12:47 AM

indeeeed
we are all very much in love

N.Bluth 01-03-2008 05:05 PM

Awww jeez you guys you make me blush!! I'm so glad your ok and that you liked the frog!!! Thanks to shakespeare's strumpet too (your user name is ace btw!). I miss you all and I promise to try and step up how often I'm around!! Loads and loads of love xxxx

Absi 01-03-2008 08:33 PM

*huggles ginny*

:)

hybrid_angel 01-03-2008 08:48 PM

ah nooo its not in top 5! *pokes*

Absi 01-03-2008 09:33 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeep.

ConcreteAngel 01-03-2008 09:39 PM

arrrrrrrrr

Absi 01-03-2008 09:43 PM

*leaps on Daisy*

ConcreteAngel 01-03-2008 09:44 PM

*smiles weakly*
*cuddlyfies abieee*

Absi 01-03-2008 10:02 PM

*huggles Daisee lots*

you ok loveee?

ConcreteAngel 01-03-2008 10:10 PM

Fine
Fine fine fine
always fine, me

Absi 01-03-2008 10:14 PM

good good.

ConcreteAngel 01-03-2008 10:15 PM

ha

i think i should be an illusionist when i'm older

Absi 01-03-2008 10:16 PM

hmmmmmm

ConcreteAngel 01-03-2008 10:23 PM

ok. i should just shut up.
*zips mouth*

Absi 01-03-2008 10:25 PM

*hits stupid thready*

ConcreteAngel 01-03-2008 10:58 PM

=O
*strokes thready*

Absi 01-03-2008 11:28 PM

*strokes daisee*

ConcreteAngel 01-03-2008 11:58 PM

oooh
*blushes*

Absi 02-03-2008 12:52 AM

RAWR!


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