The FOREVER ALONE support thread
 

So this is mainly me messing around because proving that the square root of 2 exists is getting a little dull.
But actually, I am vaguely serious in that I kind of want to woe about my forever alone status.

Share your stories?

DISCLAIMER: this is not a dating thread. Just a place where we can woe about how love is dead etc.

RECOVERYOURLOVER.

Something about the root of 2?

Forever alone yeahhhhhhh! :[

DARN IT! I positively hoped to meet the love of my life here :/

It's never too late.

but Jenna said it's not a dating thread so I am probably not allowed to look for someone in this thread *woes*

Recoveryourlover made me laugh HARD!

I actually don't mind be alone right now, think I need it to be honest. I just want to have sex again with the gorgeous guy I really like. XD Was that a little too honest? XD

^ don't you remember the recoveryourlover thread AGES ago? ahahahah.

I want someone just so they can keep my bed warm and make me tea.

Nooooo! =O I'll probably recognise it if I saw it but I don't!

Awww I know what I want, to lie my head on his chest and him put his fingers through mine as we watch silly YouTube videos. *sighs*

:O!

See i don't want that because then you have the whole "awkward arm" thing and you don't know where to put it. ahahaha.

Well I was on his left so I'd be holding his left hand with my left hand and I'd just pop my right arm by his side and just have my hand by my face. ^_^

Ahhh! I always suffer with the awkward arm. End up like a penguin.

I just want someone who makes me feel like I deserve to be loved despite being such a mess of a person.
I just want someone who makes me see that being close to someone doesn't mean that they are going to hurt you.
I just want someone to f*cking care!

HAHAHAHA A PENGUIN! If I EVER cuddle with said guy that way again I am so saying, "Look awkward penguin!"

Oh hun *cuddles Me.* You'll find someone who wants you for who you are. =)

HAHAHAHAHA.
awkward penguin.
& totally thought you were saying you were cuddling yourself then. ahah.



Lana.
get in my bed.
<3

*gets in Amy's bed*

yeah. being single for 25 years and having intimacy issues does that to you :/

Haha I could cuddle myself but that would be sad... And it wouldn't feel the same. =P

Aww is there anyway you can get any help with said issues?

but this is the forever alone thread so i think it would be perfectly acceptable to hug oneself. :P

I realised this just after I clicked "post quick reply"! =P

sorry. taking a troll thread way too serious. too tired to think straight.

I'm gonna be allright. I don't consider myself "relationship-material" anyway. being single is much safer for me.