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Sketchy 17-11-2017 07:08 PM

That’s impressive burning pasta.

Buttons. 17-11-2017 07:11 PM

It's a skill :P

Cacoethes 17-11-2017 07:12 PM

How on earth do you burn pasta?!
You special being :p

Cpt_Stunning 17-11-2017 07:14 PM

In Germany, 20 years ago, a man reported his car as stolen because he went to where he thought it was parked & it wasn't there. It's just been found, close to where he thought he parked it, needless to say it looks very rusted.

Buttons. 17-11-2017 07:14 PM

We've already had this conversation Beckie-I STILL DON'T KNOW

Buttons. 17-11-2017 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cpt_Stunning (Post 4142505)
In Germany, 20 years ago, a man reported his car as stolen because he went to where he thought it was parked & it wasn't there. It's just been found, close to where he thought he parked it, needless to say it looks very rusted.

I bet he's getting some serious I told you so's from those around him!

Cpt_Stunning 17-11-2017 07:16 PM

I can't believe no-one noticed, it's surrounded by all these clean very new cars.

Cacoethes 17-11-2017 07:16 PM

Hahahaha!!
Well, i did set fire to a tea towel the other day
That was a bit of a speshul momemt

That's hilarious!

Buttons. 17-11-2017 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cacoethes (Post 4142509)
Hahahaha!!
Well, i did set fire to a tea towel the other day
That was a bit of a speshul momemt

Do I want to know how??

Cacoethes 17-11-2017 07:24 PM

I turned the hob on and left a tea towel on it....

Buttons. 17-11-2017 07:27 PM

Well done :P

Cacoethes 17-11-2017 07:34 PM

Thank god for smoke alarms cos I was upstairs!
:crazy:

Buttons. 17-11-2017 07:38 PM

Ha ha the awkward moment when you have to contact your landlord 'no I do have the rent but I may have slightly burnt the place down'

Cacoethes 17-11-2017 07:42 PM

Yep!! XD
Well, at least then they can't complain that the skirting boards are dusty.....because they would be gone....

Buttons. 17-11-2017 07:43 PM

Fair point.

Cpt_Stunning 17-11-2017 07:45 PM

I'm glad I don't have a Landlord, I rent with a Letting Agency, much better.

Cacoethes 17-11-2017 07:46 PM

I rent with a letting agency but there is still a landlord
Its just all the correspondance goes through the letting agency

Buttons. 17-11-2017 08:17 PM

Okay my TV planner says Casualty is on later. Confused!

Cacoethes 17-11-2017 08:19 PM

Its not showing on mine!
Just children in need

Cpt_Stunning 17-11-2017 08:20 PM

I've never actually asked who owns this place, never seen him/her, probably lives abroad somewhere.


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