Wheeee.

Clowns taste good with a side of Thursday

grotesque discontinuities in the order of things

Pandas have good etiquette

pandas want singing potatoes to post where their usernames come from.

(pandas can be very curious beings)

When I came up with the name I think I was a freshman in high school. I wanted to change my username to a site and at the time I was listening to some Veggie Tales songs, that's how I came up with the singing vegetable thing. Almost went with singing broccoli, but singing potato sounded better.

if you like to talk to tomatoes
if a squash can make you smile

Oh my god! I haven't heard those words in years!!

*Bumpity bump*

Bumpers

:waving:

Bumpers

This message wasn't in the top 5 - so it will be now!

Soups!

Once I asked a doctor, "What's wrong with me?"
I figured he wouldn't believe me. Even I don't believe me. Who has ever heard of acid ocean eyes?
But the doctor was just staring at his wall, paying no compassion.
Then he shrugged.
He said, "There is always something wrong with someone."

^^^ Is that from a song?

It's from a Carlton Mellick III book, Satan Burger.

Never heard of it, but Satan Burger? That sounds awesome! I MUST LOOK UP THIS BOOK!!!

Oh, my god. It's so amazing. God turns his back on the world, people's souls are getting sucked out of their bodies left and right and leaving them just completely dead to the world but still living on, minus the younger crowd which is mostly gutter punks who still have enough enthusiam to keep their souls for the moment, but things are looking bad, and beings from other dimensions are slowly beginning to take over the population of the earth, coming in through this giant portal called the Walm... and Satan moves into New Canada and opens a burger joint.... I don't know how to explain how amazing Carlton Mellick III is becoming to my life right now. XD