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The War Doctor 09-12-2013 04:27 PM

"Hey, I heard about this job offer, thought you might be interested..."
 
I'm doing a German language course at the moment and it's usually pretty uneventful and boring, but today something funny happened. One of my classmates tried to rope me into a pyramid scheme.

Apparently he and a friend are going to Serbia later this month to sign up with a firm (who are apparently "already famous" but he wouldn't tell me what they're called) that makes paper packaging which is somehow better quality and twice as cheap as anything made in Germany. He wanted to sign me up too, as "like a sales adviser kind of thing," meaning I'd scout out companies who might be interested in using it and recruit more "sales advisers," who I'd pay with a percentage of my wages, which would be paid from a percentage of his wages. He says I can earn a minimum of around 90,000 euro a year, and possibly up to 400,000.

The only thing I know for sure is that I am in no way stupid enough to fall for this. But what I can't work out is whether or not he is. I can't decide if he's a moron or if he's actively complicit and thinks I'm too dumb to see through him. He's approached other classmates about it too, so I'm also wondering how many of them will get roped into it.

So yeah, just thought I'd share the only interesting thing to happen to me today!

Heartbreak Kid 09-12-2013 07:04 PM

I would have liked for you to bring home that kind of cash though.
How rude of you not to consult me before rejecting the offer.

The War Doctor 09-12-2013 07:04 PM

Next time a conman approaches me with a "job offer" I'll come straight to you!

Heartbreak Kid 09-12-2013 07:06 PM

Maybe he'll make you an offer that you can't refuse.

The War Doctor 09-12-2013 07:09 PM

In that case I won't refuse this time and we'll all be RICH!

Heartbreak Kid 09-12-2013 07:10 PM

Who is "all"?

The War Doctor 09-12-2013 07:14 PM

"All" means "me." But if you like, I could employ you as a sales adviser and pay you a percentage of my earnings.

Pi.R^2 09-12-2013 07:39 PM

To be honest, I think it's a wasted opportunity. I've often sat and thought, "sure, wouldn't Conor make a top notch paper packaging sales advisor".

The War Doctor 09-12-2013 07:44 PM

Before I started to realise what a bad idea this "job" would be, I have to say, I did kind of think "YES, this is my calling, I was born to sell paper!"

Heartbreak Kid 09-12-2013 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brain Fever (Post 3699933)
"All" means "me." But if you like, I could employ you as a sales adviser and pay you a percentage of my earnings.


SCREW YOU


Quote:

Originally Posted by Narcissa (Post 3699943)
To be honest, I think it's a wasted opportunity. I've often sat and thought, "sure, wouldn't Conor make a top notch paper packaging sales advisor".

LOL
U SO FUNNY JENNA

sherlock holmes 09-12-2013 08:43 PM

Because both of your icons are so similar I just assumed the OP was talking to themselves for most of the thread and got really confused!

Heartbreak Kid 09-12-2013 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherlock holmes (Post 3699991)
Because both of your icons are so similar I just assumed the OP was talking to themselves for most of the thread and got really confused!


Not the first time we confused people that way. :P
Maybe we need more similar usernames too ... >.>


Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinxie (Post 3700017)
I can't believe you didn't immediately jump at the chance of this fantastic offer.
I mean, it seems totally legit to me....


Ikr.
We could buy a castle by now if he wouldn't be so silly to reject this brilliant business opportunity ...

Rodolphus 09-12-2013 10:30 PM

I know a guy offering snow delivery services to the Eskimos. He's looking for a business partner and only need 5K upfront from you. Let me know if you want his details (Y)

Pi.R^2 09-12-2013 10:32 PM

^make sure you put the 5k in an secure off-shore bank account recommended to you in a badly spelt email

The War Doctor 09-12-2013 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha Bitch (Post 3700074)
Maybe we need more similar usernames too ... >.>

We had similar(ish) usernames once, until the mods intervened! :P

Heartbreak Kid 09-12-2013 10:34 PM

I got an email from a Nigerian Prince once. Maybe he can help you out.

The War Doctor 09-12-2013 10:35 PM

Marie, I'll pencil in the snow dude for after my meeting with the Prince of Nigeria. Lovely man. People keep telling me that Nigeria doesn't have a monarchy, but if that's the case, why is this man coming to me, claiming to be the prince, and asking me to invest in his campaign to take back his throne? People just don't understand. So suspicious and cynical.

The War Doctor 09-12-2013 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha Bitch (Post 3700082)
I got an email from a Nigerian Prince once. Maybe he can help you out.

Beat me to it!

Rodolphus 09-12-2013 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brain Fever (Post 3700083)
Marie, I'll pencil in the snow dude for after my meeting with the Prince of Nigeria. Lovely man. People keep telling me that Nigeria doesn't have a monarchy, but if that's the case, why is this man coming to me, claiming to be the prince, and asking me to invest in his campaign to take back his throne? People just don't understand. So suspicious and cynical.

His name is Edward Jitt. Lovely bloke.

The Nigerian fellow sounds stellar. Right sound investment.

Heartbreak Kid 09-12-2013 11:11 PM

I will make sure to visit all of you once I have the money to make a trip to England. And don't say it's not mine Conor. You know how things went with the mug.


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