You did share a fortune cookie with me! See?
*holds out fortune cookie and pulls out fortune strip*
*reads* You will have a good day because Absi sends this to you.
HA!
Fortune cookie companies don't lie.

ohhhhh

i actually laughed for ages after reading that

*giggles to self*

Sorry, I had to relive the jokes me and my friends share. We come up to each other all the time and accuse each other of cheating...the other day I accused my best friend of cheating on me with Johnny Depp. Her response:
"*sigh* I'm sorry...but he was too damn sexy!"
Me: "Well, you should called me over! Hello, threesome!"

:D we're idiots.

oh god...dont mention threesome

me and my friends at rehearsal,

Me: we're all married to each other then!
*turns attention to something on stage*
Matt: Yeah, we can have threesome
*various laughter comes from him and nadia*
Me: (bringing attention back) What?!? you want a free sample!?!

...oops
So now we ask people if they want a free sample...to our amusement

That's hysterical...
While I was at a summer program for "gifted" kids, we made a joke out of one of our friend's dorm shirts. Every group of kids made tshirts to represent the hall they had lived on during the six weeks, and his had a muffin on it...I can't remember why. Anyways, Kimberly and I would reach over and rub the print muffin while making orgasm noises, or wink at him as he walked by and tell him that we loved his sexy muffin.
*giggles*

HAHAH
lol!

One this guy started stroking matts leg and he was all EEK. So then me and my friend did it and he was like...oh you're ok.
Then we did it again and he grabbed our hands and said "it's not like THAT it's like THAT"

I don't know why, it's completely unrelated, but that made me think of the time that Alex (my closest friend) and I were on vacation together in Orlando, and we were hanging out in the pool, talking. There was this cute Chinese kid that was about five who was stalking us. He was peer out of the water and listen, and then every time we looked he would duck under the water and wait for us to look away again.
It was soooo cute.

hahaha.
and i dont know why but it made me think of the time someone said "There aren't many boys in the play are there?"
Me: you calling me a girl?

EEK

lol...
Apparently it's become story time in the "Top 5" thread.
STORY TIME!!!
With our story lady...Daisy. *crowns Daisy with story telling hat*

Indeed children...gather round i shall tell you a wonderful story

Once upon a time i was in P.E, i sat next to my non-PE doing friend who happened to have a book. Soon...all the girls in the room had gathered at our feet "Read us a story! read to uuuus!"
Now, my friend was too embaressed to read aloud to the people, so she shoved the book into my lap. I cleared my throat and began to read
"A boy and girl are spending the night together in the back seat of a volvo"... right as the teacher walks in to the silent room all but me talking.

*eyes wide* What happened next, story lady? Did you get into twouble? Did she think that the girl and the boy were doing something naughty?

Unfortuantely the ending isnt quite as amusing.
The room erupts into laughter and the teacher raises her eyebrows "Nice story telling Daisy" she says, with a grin.
I then continue to point out she has spelt Independently wrong, "Indepently" she attempts to change it, gets it wrong, so rubs it out and writes "Alone"

Tha-the-tha-th-that's all, folks!
*nods*
The first day my English teacher ever taught, she spelled grammar wrong.

hahahah
my year 5 teacher couldnt spell canal

*doesn't stop laughing for about 5 years*

Abieeeeeeeeeee

we are the story tellers!
story tellers
story tellers lalala
see my crowwwwn

*stares at the beauty of the crown*

Can i be a princess??

PLEASE!

of course m'dear

*gives you a pretty tiara*

ooohh yes

YAY!!!

*twirls in my tiara*

weeeeeeeeee

*prances about like a loon*